Inside Zachary Quinto's Nose

Contributing to this list: Heather, Milkshake, Batman, Crickett, and Fish Bait.


-While Zachary Quinto has lived in Ireland, his nose has never left the United States.

-Hurricane Andrew was not actually a hurricane. It was allergies.

But....

-Zachary Quinto's nose is actually an evacuation shelter sanctioned by FEMA. Residents of the south eastern coast, instead of seeing evacuation route signs along the highway, see noses with arrows.

-Zachary Quinto's nose was originally cast as the villian in 'Phantom Menance'. George Lucas said, "Nay, too scary." and went with Darth Maul instead.

-On the set of Star Trek, while Zachary Quinto's nose was always on time for rehearsals, he was perpetually 2 hours late.

Speaking of...

-Originally, the part of elder Spock was to be played by Zachary Quinto's nose. Luckily, Leonard Nimoy stepped back up to the plate.

Still...

-Those vulcan ears are even more pronounced to balance out the nose.

-My mother's comments after our midnight showing of Star Trek, "The cast was really great, but that one guy's nose was very distracting."

-Zachary Quinto actually follows Michael Jackson around California, collecting all of his old noses in a little basket.

-When Zachary Quinto makes the vulcan hand greeting, he is not wishing you a long and prosperous life. He is just showing you the span of his nose.

-If Zachary Quinto were to ever tell a lie, it could take out the entire West Coast.

-Instead of being struck by lightning 7 times in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button', it was originally supposed to be Zachary Quinto's nose doing the striking, but again, too scary.

-At the MTV 2009 Movie Awards, Zachary Quinto had to be cautioned not to turn his head too quickly, because Hayden Panettiere is not really indestructible.

-Zachary Quinto didn't actually destroy any snow globes while filming season 3 of 'Heroes', they took one look at his nose and self-destructed.

-Zachary Quinto's nose is a great kisser...

...Just ask the rest of his face.

-For fans of 'Lost', on the final season, it will be revealed that Oceanic Flight 815 and it's passengers were actually inside Zachary Quinto's nose the entire time.

-At night, Zachary Quinto's nose jumps off his face, puts on a hat, and becomes Chuy from E's 'Chelsea Lately' show.

-Zachary Quinto occasionally replaces his nose with federal case witnesses that the government is relocating.

-VH1 has offered Zachary Quinto his own reality dating show. They have offered his nose it's own spin-off.

-When Leonard Nimoy speaks of them being able to be in two places at once in the new Star Trek film, he is not referring to himself (Elder Spock) and Zachary Quinto (Younger Spock). He is referring to Zachary Quinto and his nose.

-Zachary Quinto's nose is so pronounced, even a picture of it could harm you. Just ask One Eyed Raffy, who made the mistake of letting her face get too close to that new 'Heroes' book.

-Sorry, but Zachary Quinto's nose was actually the second gunman on the grassy knoll (even though Zachary Quinto was not born yet. Think about that!)

But why is Zachary Quinto's nose so large? Some theories...

-Zachary Quinto played Tori Spelling's friend on the short lived 'So NoTORIous'. He wanted them to match.
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-At 32, he is still growing in to it.

-Zachary Quinto's nose was once round house kick by Chuck Norris. Since Zachary Quinto's nose is the only thing to ever survive a round house kick by Chuck Norris, it grew a gigantic ego about things.

-Also, J.J. Abrams isn't a fraidy cat like George Lucas. Zachary Quinto's nose is the monster is Cloverfield.

-Zachary Quinto joined the cast of 'Heroes' because of his interest in evolution. He has been a real science buff ever since his nose caused the big bang.

-'The Big Bang' is also what they call Zachary Quinto's nose in certain South American sex clubs.

-All of the 'Space Mountain' ride in California actually takes place in Zachary Quinto's left nostril.

-For the Florida version, they used his right nostril.

Zachary Quinto must have the busiest nose in show business, because, also...

-In order to save money on special effects, the producers of Star Trek decided to not use any CGI on any scenes featuring the black hole. All of these shots are instead of Zachary Quinto's left nostril.




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